Battle For Earth

An image of the book's cover. Megatron stands on a stage, pointing at a map of the Earth. Shockwave and Rumble (the red one) are looking up at his presentation.

Written by Max Z. Baum
Illustrated by Brad Joyce and Roberta Edelman

This book was published by Marvel Books with a copyright of 1985. ISBN 0-87135-062-9.

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These scans were made by Derik Smith, except for the back cover which I did myself. I've included the inside-cover space scene only at the start of the book, but in the real world it appears at the end too.

Summary:

This starts by retelling the G1 "origin story" about how warring factions from Cybertron had a battle in space, crashed on Earth, and then woke up millions of years later where the Autobots become friends with the Witwickys.

Buster holds a newspaper while Sparkplug pours morning coffee. The perspective and depth in the image is disorienting.
Just a couple of normal people having a normal morning. Sparkplug must be at least a meter in front of Buster but they're still somehow making eye contact.

The action for this story starts with Buster reading about a new sports arena being built in town, which he goes to see with Jazz. It turns out this arena--and dozens of other buildings around the world--were built by the Constructicons using a shell company called Global Building Corporation. Megatron plans to sink all these buildings underground simultaneously, then hold hostage all the people trapped inside them in order to force an "unconditional surrender of the world".

Although Buster and Jazz didn't identify the Constructicons, Jazz was still suspicious of how fancy the equipment was, so he convinces the Autobots to attack Decepticon HQ (forgoing any investigation of the arena). When they arrive, Megatron invites them in as fellow refugees, explaining that the Decepticons are simply trying to earn an honest living by operating a construction business.

Prowl sees through the ruse, leading into the Really Big Fight At The End, in which many characters use the signature abilities from their character bios. After Devastator is taken down, Megatron for some reason decides to release the hostages. And then Prime for some reason decides to just leave instead of finishing the battle that they had almost won. The end!

General observations:

A great deal of the text in Battle For Earth is lifted directly from character bios, mottos, and tech specs. The mottos in particular make for some very awkward dialog, in which for example a character is just kind of standing around and then declares to everyone around them "Cries and screams are music to my ears," or whatever. The book also lifts Scrapper's line "Constructicons, transform, phase two!" from their debut cartoon episode, Heavy Metal War.

A metal tower perched on a steep outcropping.
The comics' "Fortress Sinister" appears in many Marvel Books titles.

The book's setting is mostly comic-based, which is usually the case in these early books, especially the ones from Marvel Books. It features Buster instead of Spike, explicitly gives the last name "Witwicky", features the Decepticons' fortress tower, refers to the Autobots' ship as the Ark, and even explains that the space mission was for the purpose of clearing asteroids. (In the G1 cartoon, the Autobots left to look for new energy sources and only incidentally ended up clearing a path through asteroids.)

There are several instances of the book giving specific numerical values for things that don't really matter. For example, it's established early on that there are exactly 98 GBC sites, and later in the book when it specifically names three of them it then says "and in ninety-five other buildings..." It also lets us know that Buster leaves Jazz in a parking garage and then walks three blocks to the construction site. When the Autobots leave the Ark, we're told that "thirty-five robots transformed into vehicles of every kind."

The narrative has a few major anticlimaxes... [1] Buster goes to the arena site where the Constructicons are revealed (to us), and then... he leaves without noticing anything! He tells Jazz about it, but the Autobots don't even go back there to investigate, opting to attack Con HQ directly. [2] When Megatron's forces begin losing the battle, he teleports(!) away to remotely free all his prisoners without being forced to do so. [3] Once Prime hears that the prisoners have in fact been released... he orders the Autobots to leave. They don't capture the Decepticons, wreck the fortress, or anything. "Optimus Prime did not need Megatron's surrender. The hostages were free--and that was good enough for him."

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